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The Mr. Thumper's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Mr. Thumper's Reckless Ride
December 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thumper has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Orange County. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Thumper Hall, causing havoc in the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Germany!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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