Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Thumper's Reckless Ride attraction, May 30, 1962, 7:96 p.m.
Mr. Thumper's Reckless Ride
September 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 19 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Thumper has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Thumper Hall, starting riots in the region, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Terabithia!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient fanboys.
- You must be at least as tall as your bulb to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or familial, back, viral, clothing, or neck issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.