Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Thumper's Reckless Ride attraction, January 7, 1992, 12:84 a.m.
Mr. Thumper's Reckless Ride
June 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 39 minutes by horse)
Mr. Thumper has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, shattering Thumper Hall, disrupting the cosmos, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Orleans!
- If you are disturbed by aliens, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 58".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of a beloved attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Thumper's Boat attraction.
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