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The Mr. Thor's Wild Riled attraction as seen from the top of Toronto
Mr. Thor's Wild Riled
January 31, 1968
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Mr. Thor is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Thor Hall, speeding through the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Toontown!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from fear of clowns or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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