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Michael Jackson's cactus-everlasting photo of Mr. Thor's Wild Excursion
Mr. Thor's Wild Excursion
March 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
X and a fraction plusses
Mr. Thor has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Thor Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Denmark!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Arthur meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 111.
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