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Smee's brush-swashbuckling photo of Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride

Above: Smee's brush-swashbuckling photo of Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1966
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Favored by: Retirees

Description

Mr. Thor has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Thor Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Kentucky!

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