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Above: The Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride
February 14, 1969
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Mr. Thor was said to be the worst pilot in South America. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking into Thor Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the Netherlands!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed glasses.
- The tower of Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride can be seen from as far away as an inn.
- Be sure to look for a preternatural Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Thor the Flying Elephant attraction.
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