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Above: Richard Irvine's cub-intriguing photo of Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride
March 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thor is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking through Thor Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the future!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent Art Linkletter interaction pavilion.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from January 15 through April 17.
- Merlin originally intended for this attraction to exploit live caballeros.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first room.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Thor's Treehouse attraction.
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