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Above: An electronic view of Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride when it's bathed in darkness
Mr. Thor's Thoughtless Ride
October 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thor is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in a hotel. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Thor Hall, starting riots in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Florida!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 8 years old to ride on Yom Kippur.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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