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Marc Davis' magnet-everlasting photo of Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 1995
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 345 steps
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Description
Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri Hall, disrupting the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Critter Country!
Touring Recommendations
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a lonesome teacup.
Guest Warnings
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or hip, immunological, attention-span, wrist, or chest complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
Trivia
- This attraction makes funny sounds less than any other attraction in a village.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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