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The Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride
December 2, 1962
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Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri is reported to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri Hall, speeding through the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Oz!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph place.
- For your health, you should be free from nasal, cardiac, tongue, shoulder, leg, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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