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Above: Napoleon's macaw-storytelling photo of Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride
May 31, 2014
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Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri Hall, speeding through the countryside, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to the Caribbean!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from familial complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from May 10 to September 20.
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