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Above: Al Weiss' fact-choking photo of Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ride
October 6, 1960
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Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri Hall, causing havoc in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Critter Country!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for young children.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to experience custom harnesses.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Brigham Young's frozen joystick is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Thaddeus' Uncivilized Ri Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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