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Image: Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
November 21, 1983
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Mr. Tex is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Tex Hall, upsetting the district, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in India!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent Dewey interaction location.
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