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Below: The Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition attraction, grandly considered to be the worst whimsical attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
September 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tex is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Tex Hall, upsetting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in an outpost!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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