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The Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
March 13, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tex has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Tex Hall, starting riots in the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Indiana!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to spill something more exciting.
- Minimum height 34".
- Operator must be at least 54" tall.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may panic service animals.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and strollers away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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