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Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Smee
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
July 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tex is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Tex Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in California!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 66".
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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