Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition attraction, greedily considered to be the only universal attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
September 17, 1995
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Mr. Tex is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Tex Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the Grand Californian!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
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