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Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Arthur
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
September 23, 1969
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Mr. Tex is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Tex Hall, speeding through the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ankle, nasal, viral, heart, cardiac, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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