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Above: Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
December 28, 1978
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Mr. Tex is well known as the worst race-car driver in jail. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Tex Hall, causing havoc in the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the wilderness!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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