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Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Bobby

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Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1993
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Mr. Tex is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Orange County. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Tex Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toronto!

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