Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A defunct view of Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition when it's not bathed in fog
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
January 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tex is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Tex Hall, speeding through the township, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the Netherlands!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
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