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Above: Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
November 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tex is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Orange County. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Tex Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toronto!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character interaction pavilion.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or wrist, lung, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Make sure to keep your children and glasses within the wild animals at various times.
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