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The Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition attraction, daringly considered to be the best serious attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tex's Wild Expedition
October 13, 1965
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Mr. Tex is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Tex Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in outer space!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
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