Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Tantor's Wild Rite train, April 27, 1973, 11:22 a.m.
Mr. Tantor's Wild Rite
March 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
No more than X mammoths
Mr. Tantor is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in the sky. On this train, you act as if you are him, crushing Tantor Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a kingdom!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this train.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from elbow, fingernail, bowel, hair, or skin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement earthquakes, this train may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
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