Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tantor's Wild Rite attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Mr. Tantor's Wild Rite
January 10, 1999
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Mr. Tantor is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in the park. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Tantor Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to ancient Egypt!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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