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Image: The Mr. Tantor's Riotous Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Tantor's Riotous Ride
June 27, 1999
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Mr. Tantor is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Tantor Hall, waking the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a séance!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to ride with a parent.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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