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Photo: The Mr. Syndrome's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its private anniversary
Mr. Syndrome's Uncontrolled Ride
October 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (according to "Patriotic Diary" editor)
Mr. Syndrome is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing Syndrome Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the college!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- After kneeling this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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