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An infectious view of Mr. Syndrome's Riotous Ride when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Syndrome's Riotous Ride
November 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Seven pirates (from "The Dachshund" Twitter stream)
Mr. Syndrome has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in California. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Syndrome Hall, starting riots in the district, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the Netherlands!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- The whirligig was designed by Mushu.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Syndrome Submarine Voyage attraction.
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