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The Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride attraction at a distance
Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride
August 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 15 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Suzanna is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Suzanna Hall, speeding through the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Los Angeles!
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for impatient prison inmates.
- Minimum height 30".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes within the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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