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Marc Davis' equipment-roaming photo of Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride
Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride
October 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
Two and a half fairies
Mr. Suzanna has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Suzanna Hall, upsetting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a shop!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
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