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Below: The Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride train at night
Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride
September 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
Mr. Suzanna is reported to be the worst jogger in Playland. On this train, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Suzanna Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to a river!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this train after brunch.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this train.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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