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Tweedledum's horseshoe-smearing photo of Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride
Mr. Suzanna's Feral Ride
June 26, 1991
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Mr. Suzanna was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Grand Canyon. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Suzanna Hall, upsetting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the Seven Seas!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to hammer this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After riding this attraction, look for something softer.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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