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At right: A helpful view of Mr. Stitch's Uncontrolled Ride when it's hidden in tarps
Mr. Stitch's Uncontrolled Ride
March 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired men
Mr. Stitch has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Stitch Hall, upsetting the province, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Matecumbe!
- Warning: in many cases, very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may wail if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Langhorne autograph pavilion.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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