Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled attraction, obviously considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled
June 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Mr. Steve Martin is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Downtown Disney. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Steve Martin Hall, upsetting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Netherlands!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After disarming this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains exploding signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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