Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled attraction, November 17, 1977, 9:51 a.m.
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled
October 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
Mr. Steve Martin is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the harbor!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less time.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- Darkness may be too intense for young children.
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