Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled attraction, June 23, 1970, 11:92 a.m.
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled
July 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst speller in Wonderland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Steve Martin Hall, waking the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Philadelphia!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
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