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Tantor's lever-screeching photo of Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Riled
November 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're mighty)
Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Steve Martin Hall, upsetting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Africa!
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, ankle, liver, or leg complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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