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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of the circus

Above: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of the circus

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 2001
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
Generally favored by: Grandparents

Description

Mr. Steve Martin was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Steve Martin Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Kentucky!

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