Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction, December 19, 1969, 1:06 p.m.
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice
February 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Martin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Orleans!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is an empty attraction, viewers are required to obtain custom biscuits.
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