Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction during construction
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice
June 18, 1971
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Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst jogger in a kingdom. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the western hemisphere!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something softer.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to participate.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Some people halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the restless ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Steve Martin's Boat attraction.
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