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At right: The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction, presently considered to be the best ominous attraction at DisneyLand
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice
April 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Steve Martin Hall, starting riots in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to avoid this attraction after lunch.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from chest, ankle, inner ear, fingernail, blood, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
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