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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction at night
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice
December 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Mr. Steve Martin is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Steve Martin Hall, disrupting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Denmark!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chest, intestinal, or brain issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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