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A shadowy view of Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice when it's not covered in children

A shadowy view of Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice when it's not covered in children

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1967
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Recommended for: Visitors

Description

Mr. Steve Martin has a reputation as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Steve Martin Hall, causing havoc in the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Terabithia!

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