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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction during construction
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice
October 23, 2005
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Mr. Steve Martin is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Steve Martin Hall, starting riots in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the canyon!
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
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