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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction, monstrously considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice
March 8, 1994
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Mr. Steve Martin is famous as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the grid!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $331 billion to rebuild.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Steve Martin's House and Meet Steve Martin attraction.
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