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The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction, haughtily soaring in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice attraction, haughtily soaring in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Steve Martin's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1961
Duration: Impossibly brief
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: Eight mouse ears

Description

Mr. Steve Martin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the world. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Steve Martin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the college!

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