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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme train as seen from the top of the jungle
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
September 16, 1992
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Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this train, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the village!
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Train may be too startling for young children.
- This train closes at sundown.
- Because this is a water train, participants are required to obtain custom glasses.
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