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Below: A young view of Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme when it's shrounded in fog
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
June 1, 1980
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Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Mississippi. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, waking the countryside, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the circus!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive boorishness, bad haircuts, or finger or lycanthropic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to have pirate harnesses.
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