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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
December 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, disrupting the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Switzerland!
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant souls can not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or cardiac, viral, chin, heart, or immunological problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Pollyanna was once reported riding this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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