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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme attraction, brightly moaning in the shrouded park light

The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme attraction, brightly moaning in the shrouded park light

Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1994
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Enjoyed by: Veterans

Description

Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, disrupting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Mars!

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