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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of India
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
February 14, 1968
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Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, speeding through the planet, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a séance!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too frightening for tweens.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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