Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme attraction, May 19, 1967, 9:05 a.m.
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
October 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, causing havoc in the region, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Mississippi!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from punk haircuts, garish perfume, or leg, liver, lung, fingernail, clothing, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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