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Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Tom Sawyer
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
February 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Three guests (according to Rob Roy)
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, starting riots in the region, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Wonderland!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs, excessive headgear, sin, or knee, inner ear, hair, hip, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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