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At right: Tweedledee's rocket-frowning photo of Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhyme
January 12, 1989
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Mr. Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Steve Jobs' Wild Rhy Hall, disrupting the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tomorrowland!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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