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An unseen view of Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride when it's not hidden in fog
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
March 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're perilous)
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Spain. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Utopia!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of submarines.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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