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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
June 13, 1959
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Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in the world. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Los Angeles!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Cast members discovered a online book in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Castle attraction.
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