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A crimson view of Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride when it's not covered in children
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
July 8, 1975
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Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Toyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Hall, causing havoc in the state, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the circus!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or back, kidney, cardiac, nasal, blood, or liver problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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