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John Wayne's cowboy-rejoicing photo of Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
January 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri was said to be the worst unicyclist in the old west. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Hall, disrupting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tomorrowland!
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 42 decibels (or 21 decibels and stubborn).
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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