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Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
April 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod into Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Hall, starting riots in the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a house!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 59" (without stilts).
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $119 billion to build.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri in Wonderland attraction.
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