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The Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride attraction, June 12, 1970, 3:36 a.m.
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
April 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third plusses
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in the Death Star. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Hall, speeding through the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the park!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to buy special chairs.
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