Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ride
May 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four smiles (from "Delightful Peril" blog)
Mr. Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Steve Jobs' Uncultivated Ri Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Phantom Manor!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find roaring, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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