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A delightful view of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice when it's not bathed in children

Above: A delightful view of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice when it's not bathed in children

Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 26, 1970
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in a star. On this thrill ride, you infer that you are her, crashing through Squanto Hall, waking the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the kingdom!

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