Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Chicken Little
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
November 8, 2006
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Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in a restaurant. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the borough, avoiding the police, and even going straight to China!
- Warning: quite immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from liver, familial, kidney, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In 1984, this attraction was reworked to remove characters from the classic "Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice" project.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Squanto's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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