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Above: A delightful view of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice when it's not bathed in children
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
February 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in a star. On this thrill ride, you infer that you are her, crashing through Squanto Hall, waking the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the kingdom!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you will want to avoid this thrill ride.
- After riding this thrill ride, custom demands that you go on something that requires less time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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