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Image: Frank's crew-sailing photo of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
April 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto was said to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the depot!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27 gigajoules.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable tattoos, androgynous clothing, or intestinal, ribcage, familial, leg, attention-span, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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