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The Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of an island
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
January 18, 2009
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Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Squanto Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the United Kingdom!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Winnie the Pooh.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Squanto Island attraction.
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