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A cherished view of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice when it's bathed in darkness
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
October 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in the Rainforest Café. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Squanto Hall, waking the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a site!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to experience this attraction no more than once.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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