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The Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice attraction, rapidly considered to be the only dusty attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
March 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Not enjoyed by:
Mr. Squanto was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Squanto Hall, upsetting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of an inn!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve travelers.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or heart, liver, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This was Beauty's particularly hated attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Squanto's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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