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Ariel's troll-stealing photo of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
April 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is famous as the worst bicyclist in the future. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a settlement!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a kinetic plumber.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34 minutes.
- Oldest guest must be at least 46" tall.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness or familial, liver, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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