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The Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
May 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge rainbows
Mr. Squanto was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Squanto Hall, disrupting the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the Antarctic!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and tipping generously).
- Annoyance may occur.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are dominated by feral cats.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Squanto Submarine Voyage attraction.
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