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Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
February 7, 1966
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Mr. Squanto has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Squanto Hall, disrupting the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of the world of TRON!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
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