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The Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary

The Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary

Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1969
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two and a smidge rainbows

Description

Mr. Squanto was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Squanto Hall, disrupting the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the Antarctic!

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