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Piglet's girl-pleasing photo of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice

Piglet's girl-pleasing photo of Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice

Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 2004
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes

Description

Mr. Squanto is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the cafeteria!

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