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The Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice attraction at dusk
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
September 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Squanto Hall, speeding through the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the jungle!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ankle, cardiac, or brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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