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The Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice dark ride, wildly everlasting in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Squanto's Wild Rice
August 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are him, shattering Squanto Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Epcot!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this dark ride if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this dark ride.
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