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Above: Bob Iger's blade-ducking photo of Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
February 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in the Grand Californian. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Squanto Hall, speeding through the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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