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Below: The Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride adventure, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
July 24, 1996
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Mr. Squanto has a reputation as the worst jogger in an island. On this adventure, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Squanto Hall, speeding through the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the circus!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a souvenier shop.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, riders are required to have precision harnesses.
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