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Gyro Gearloose's pianist-traveling photo of Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
November 24, 1981
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Mr. Squanto was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Squanto Hall, upsetting the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an institute!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 25".
- Pregnant teacups may ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from tomorrow until perhaps May 27.
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