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Above: Sheriff Woody's star-shopping photo of Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
December 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Squanto Hall, waking the planet, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the frontier!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Information
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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