Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
October 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is reported to be the worst speller in the desert. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Squanto Hall, speeding through the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Burbank!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Contains imported effects.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
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