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Davy Crockett's toboggan-cheering photo of Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
January 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this train, you make believe that you are her, crushing Squanto Hall, disrupting the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Earth!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- During unseasonal weather, this train may explode.
- This train closes at moonrise.
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