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A beautiful view of Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride when it's bathed in words
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
May 14, 2011
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Mr. Squanto is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in a shop. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the college!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Ariel photo place.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 32 years old to ride sober.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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