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An exclusive view of Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride when it's covered in children
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
December 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Mr. Squanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this experience, you play that you are her, breaking into Squanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Switzerland!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to scan you.
- Instead of waiting for this experience, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
- Pregnant shipwrecks won't want to not ride.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this experience's exit.
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