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The Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its charming anniversary
Mr. Squanto's Perilous Ride
July 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Mr. Squanto has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in a hole. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Squanto Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Lake Buena Vista!
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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