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The Mr. Squanto's Largely Random Ride attraction at a distance

The Mr. Squanto's Largely Random Ride attraction at a distance

Mr. Squanto's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1964
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Targeted at: Parents

Description

Mr. Squanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Squanto Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in space!

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