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The Mr. Smee's Wild Ripe attraction at night
Mr. Smee's Wild Ripe
January 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Smee Hall, disrupting the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to vaudeville!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue, wrist, elbow, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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