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The Mr. Smee's Wild Ripe attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Mr. Smee's Wild Ripe
March 5, 1963
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Mr. Smee is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Texas!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling or finger, hair, elbow, ankle, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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