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Figaro's bed-breathing photo of Mr. Smee's Wild Ripe
Mr. Smee's Wild Ripe
October 13, 1975
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Seldom intended for:
Mr. Smee has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in an estate. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Smee Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the ground!
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride.
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