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The Mr. Smee's Wild Journey attraction during construction

Above: The Mr. Smee's Wild Journey attraction during construction

Mr. Smee's Wild Journey

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1969
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Mr. Smee is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Smee Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Walt Disney World!

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