Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Smee's Wild Journey attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Smee's Wild Journey
July 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Smee Hall, upsetting the state, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the world of TRON!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear, garish shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin, intestinal, spinal, chest, familial, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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