Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Smee's Wild Journey attraction during construction
Mr. Smee's Wild Journey
January 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Smee Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Walt Disney World!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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