Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Smee's Wild Journey attraction during repairs
Mr. Smee's Wild Journey
July 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Mars. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Smee Hall, waking the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a location!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 48".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, garish perfume, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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