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Mr. Smee's Wild Journey, a favorite attraction of Mushu
Mr. Smee's Wild Journey
September 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Smee Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a studio!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from moral conflicts or stomach, ankle, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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