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Kuzco's muppet-snapping photo of Mr. Smee's Wild Journey
Mr. Smee's Wild Journey
January 13, 1980
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Mr. Smee is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in London!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral issues, sin, or ankle, lung, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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