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The Mr. Smee's Irresponsible Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Mr. Smee's Irresponsible Ride
March 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're brave)
Mr. Smee has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Smee Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the yard!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains imported effects.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate pants.
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