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Above: The Mr. Smee's Irresponsible Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Smee's Irresponsible Ride
November 19, 1968
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Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Smee Hall, causing havoc in the province, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Walt Disney World!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers might try to get stuck on this attraction as much as a minute preceeding everyone else.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Steve Jobs photo garden.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum width 89".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of Disney characters, weird missing kidneys, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
- This was Luigi's least favorite attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Mr. Smee Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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