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The Mr. Smee's Irresponsible Ride train at midday

The Mr. Smee's Irresponsible Ride train at midday

Mr. Smee's Irresponsible Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 29, 1999
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three magics (from Bomb Voyage)


Mr. Smee is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in a kingdom. On this train, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Smee Hall, speeding through the township, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of New Orleans!

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