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A prehistoric view of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride when it's inundated in strangers
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
July 26, 2000
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Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the village. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Smee Hall, speeding through the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- The glow of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride can be viewed from as far away as the Ganges River.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Smee the Flying Elephant attraction.
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