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Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
February 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
Mr. Smee has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Smee Hall, disrupting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a territory!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 59".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
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