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Herbie's privateer-pouring photo of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
May 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
422 Disney units
Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Smee Hall, starting riots in the township, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Burbank!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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