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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, April 12, 1971, 11:35 a.m.

The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, April 12, 1971, 11:35 a.m.

Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1964
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Smee is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing into Smee Hall, disrupting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Persia!

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