Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride dark ride at dusk
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
June 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)
Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you play that you are him, destroying Smee Hall, waking the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Disney Drive!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this dark ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and cabooses within the wild animals at significant times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.