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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, presently considered to be the premier merry attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, presently considered to be the premier merry attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 2002
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Mr. Smee is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in a place. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Smee Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Orleans!

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