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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride dark ride at dusk

The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride dark ride at dusk

Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 23, 1984
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)

Description

Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you play that you are him, destroying Smee Hall, waking the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Disney Drive!

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