Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
November 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the desert!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from noon to June 8.
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