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Above: Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's toaster-vanishing photo of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
March 11, 2005
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Mr. Smee is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod into Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Kentucky!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
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