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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at park closing

Above: The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at park closing

Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1978
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Popular with: Foreigners

Description

Mr. Smee is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the canyon!

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