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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at first light

The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at first light

Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1993
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Targeted at: Retirees

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Mr. Smee is reported to be the worst pilot in Endor. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Smee Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a river!

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