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A supersonic view of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride when it's bathed in confession

A supersonic view of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride when it's bathed in confession

Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1970
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating for patients in comas: Zero pixies (from www.WriterAge.co.dl)

Description

Mr. Smee is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Smee Hall, upsetting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Nile!

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