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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
June 29, 1970
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Mr. Smee was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Smee Hall, speeding through the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a river!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing before breakfast.
Policies and Warnings
- During inclement hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your children and glasses within the vehicle at all times.
- The trees behind this attraction are haunted by friendly rodents.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Smee Carrousel attraction.
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