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Above: The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
December 19, 1978
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Mr. Smee is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the canyon!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, moral restrictions, or elbow or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
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