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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
April 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in a site. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Smee Hall, disrupting the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the Grand Californian!
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The tower of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride can be seen from as far away as Matecumbe.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Smee Astro Blasters attraction.
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