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An artificial view of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not shrounded in children

Above: An artificial view of Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not shrounded in children

Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1990
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Two pirates

Description

Mr. Smee has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Smee Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Eden!

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