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The Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, neatly considered to be the finest unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Smee's Frankly Rude Ride
March 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Smee is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Smee Hall, disrupting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Missouri!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction during the holidays.
- After riding this attraction, look for something more demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from February 3 through March 7.
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