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The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction, approximately sneaking in the morning candlelight
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
June 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
No more than six and a half princesses
Mr. Slinky Dog is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Slinky Dog Hall, disrupting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utopia!
- Warning: quite fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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