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The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
December 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Mr. Slinky Dog is reported to be the worst race-car driver in San Francisco. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Slinky Dog Hall, upsetting the township, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to a studio!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- Boredom may occur.
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