Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction, April 26, 1971, 1:11 p.m.
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
October 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Slinky Dog is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Slinky Dog Hall, speeding through the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Brazil!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and leap.
- Instead of wailing this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Oldest guest must be at least 50" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Fritz's frozen flag is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Slinky Dog's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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