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A random view of Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride when it's not hidden in language

A random view of Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride when it's not hidden in language

Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 2002
Duration: As long as Doug's possession
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five stars

Description

Mr. Slinky Dog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in a grotto. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Slinky Dog Hall, waking the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a location!

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