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Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
March 19, 2010
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Mr. Slinky Dog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in the wilderness. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Slinky Dog Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the resort!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- On its first day of operation, the Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride barely sank.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Slinky Dog's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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