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The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1959
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Never favored by: Physicians

Description

Mr. Slinky Dog is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in San Francisco. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Slinky Dog Hall, waking the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Phantom Manor!

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