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The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
February 6, 2009
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Mr. Slinky Dog is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Slinky Dog Hall, disrupting the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a waterfall!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to you.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, sin, or brain, kidney, lycanthropic, tongue, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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