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A medieval view of Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride when it's inundated in children

A medieval view of Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride when it's inundated in children

Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1984
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Mr. Slinky Dog was said to be the worst courier in Epcot. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Slinky Dog Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Grand Canyon!

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