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The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Eden

The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Eden

Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1958
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed for: Juveniles

Description

Mr. Slinky Dog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in China. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Slinky Dog Hall, speeding through the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a temple!

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