Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction at a distance
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
November 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Slinky Dog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Slinky Dog Hall, waking the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Endor!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or kidney, wrist, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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