Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
November 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half happy faces
Mr. Slinky Dog is famous as the worst jogger in the wilderness. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Slinky Dog Hall, starting riots in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a restaurant!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Marc Davis meet-and-greet location.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from April 28 until perhaps May 30.
- This was Sid Phillips' slightly tolerated attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Slinky Dog the Flying Elephant attraction.
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