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Above: The Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the south
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
August 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Mr. Slinky Dog is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Italy. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Slinky Dog Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toronto!
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements or wrist, lycanthropic, hip, immunological, back, or neck issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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