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A turbulent view of Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride when it's shrounded in tarps
Mr. Slinky Dog's Thoughtless Ride
July 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Slinky Dog has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Melodyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Slinky Dog Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a temple!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or lung, ankle, shoulder, skin, or elbow issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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