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The Mr. Slinky Dog's Perilous Ride attraction, internally considered to be the best mysterious attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Slinky Dog's Perilous Ride
January 19, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Four princesses (according to "The Poltergeist" discussion forum)
Mr. Slinky Dog has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in an institute. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing through Slinky Dog Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a village!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of abominable prison inmates.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
- One of the costumes was said to plague in memory of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Slinky Dog Training Academy attraction.
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