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Above: A low view of Mr. Slinky Dog's Perilous Ride when it's covered in dinosaurs
Mr. Slinky Dog's Perilous Ride
October 28, 1977
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Mr. Slinky Dog has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Slinky Dog Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a realm!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- The trees behind this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Slinky Dog Training Academy attraction.
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