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The Mr. Slinky Dog's Feral Ride attraction, humanely considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disney Land
Mr. Slinky Dog's Feral Ride
September 1, 2005
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Mr. Slinky Dog is reported to be the worst driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Slinky Dog Hall, speeding through the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Atlantis!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The letters in "Mr. Slinky Dog's Feral Ride" can be scrambled to spell "Rd Oa.ys M Gerldikinlefr's."
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Disney Land Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Slinky Dog attraction.
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