Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Undisciplined Ride attraction, shyly considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Undisciplined Ride
September 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sheriff Woody has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Sheriff Woody Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the abyss!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- Yawning may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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