Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Reckless Ride attraction, nostalgically rusting in the morning moonlight
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Reckless Ride
April 6, 1984
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Mr. Sheriff Woody has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Sheriff Woody Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Florida!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of goths.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or hair, hip, nasal, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful adventure's tedious queue.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess glasses.
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