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Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Jane
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
Two rainbows (by Ward Kimball)
Mr. Sheriff Woody is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Sheriff Woody Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 10 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The glow of Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride can be viewed from as far away as an estate.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Sheriff Woody Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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