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The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, August 14, 1958, 9:10 a.m.
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
March 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sheriff Woody is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Sheriff Woody Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Lake Buena Vista!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and fall.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and in a stroller).
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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