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The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 31, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sheriff Woody is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the world. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Sheriff Woody Hall, waking the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
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