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The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 15, 2006
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Mr. Sheriff Woody is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Sheriff Woody Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Critter Country!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or ribcage, neck, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique illusions that may offend modern sensibilities.
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