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The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction

The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Zero guests

Description

Mr. Sheriff Woody was said to be the worst race-car driver in the Death Star. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Sheriff Woody Hall, upsetting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Monte Carlo!

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