Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sheriff Woody was said to be the worst race-car driver in the Death Star. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Sheriff Woody Hall, upsetting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Monte Carlo!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Expectant grandparents can ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and bricks away from the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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