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The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 9, 2005
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Mr. Sheriff Woody is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Sheriff Woody Hall, disrupting the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Texas!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to buy safety glasses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from February 19 until something like March 19.
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