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Above: Sallah's pylon-leaping photo of Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 19, 2005
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Mr. Sheriff Woody was said to be the worst drunk driver in Holland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Sheriff Woody Hall, starting riots in the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of an institute!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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