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The Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, November 18, 1969, 11:29 a.m.
Mr. Sheriff Woody's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sheriff Woody has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in a town. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Sheriff Woody Hall, causing havoc in the borough, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Rainforest Café!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 26".
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
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