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Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride, a favorite attraction of Christopher Robin
Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride
September 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired siblings
Mr. Secretariat was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the jungle. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Secretariat Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Monte Carlo!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or inner ear or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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