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The Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride attraction, December 5, 1965, 2:29 a.m.
Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride
February 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Secretariat Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to encounter something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- Contains imaginary effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- This attraction overheats less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Secretariat in Wonderland attraction.
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