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Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride
June 30, 2015
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Mr. Secretariat is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Secretariat Hall, waking the countryside, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the jungle!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unexplained extra limbs, unstylish haircuts, or familial, leg, clothing, elbow, liver, or knee problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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