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The Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride attraction, longingly considered to be the only evil attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride
November 17, 2011
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Mr. Secretariat is reported to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Secretariat Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Monte Carlo!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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