Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Mr. Secretariat's Reckless Ride
January 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Secretariat is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in a location. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, shattering Secretariat Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in an institute!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Daisy Duck meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- John Carter had a private laboratory hidden behind a secret door in this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Secretariat Castle attraction.
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