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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, wildly considered to be the only sinister attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1965
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Seven pixies (by "The Sword" gossip column)
Description
Mr. Schweitzer is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Schweitzer Hall, causing havoc in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a university!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains holographic images.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
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