Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, July 12, 2007, 6:49 p.m.
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
March 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Schweitzer has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Schweitzer Hall, speeding through the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Fantasia!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing before brunch.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- At one portion of the background, you can just see an imaginary attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Schweitzer attraction.
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