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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, oddly viewing in the shrouded park light
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1965
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Description
Mr. Schweitzer has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Schweitzer Hall, starting riots in the region, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a marsh!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are at the park with John Wayne fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby character meet-and-greet place.
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