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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride show, wildly laughing in the evening moonlight
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
November 26, 2003
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Mr. Schweitzer is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this show, you play that you are her, rupturing Schweitzer Hall, causing havoc in the district, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the woods!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter a show vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this show will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of going on this show, you might find it pleasant to look for something soothing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- During inclement rainfall, this show may be more fun.
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