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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, skittishly chewing in the evening sunlight

Above: The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, skittishly chewing in the evening sunlight

Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 2005
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Intended for: Infants

Description

Mr. Schweitzer is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod into Schweitzer Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a realm!

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