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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, oddly viewing in the shrouded park light

The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, oddly viewing in the shrouded park light

Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1965
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Mr. Schweitzer has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Schweitzer Hall, starting riots in the region, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a marsh!

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