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Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins

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Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1988
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Rating: Ten rainbows

Description

Mr. Schweitzer has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Schweitzer Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a village!

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