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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

At right: The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1987
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: X teacups

Description

Mr. Schweitzer is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in vaudeville. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing Schweitzer Hall, waking the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Eden!

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