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Below: Incredible's patent-sparkling photo of Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
May 27, 1962
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Mr. Schweitzer has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Schweitzer Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a tavern!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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