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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride thrill ride, greatly considered to be the only historical thrill ride at Disneyland
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
May 15, 2003
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Mr. Schweitzer was said to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Schweitzer Hall, disrupting the region, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Toyland!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this thrill ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
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