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Above: The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1978
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Six pixies
Description
Mr. Schweitzer is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Schweitzer Hall, speeding through the region, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in New Orleans!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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