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Jack-Jack's buoy-performing photo of Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Jack-Jack's buoy-performing photo of Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1958
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating for broke frequent visitors: Nine pirates

Description

Mr. Schweitzer was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Schweitzer Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Burbank!

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