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The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, wildly considered to be the only sinister attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride attraction, wildly considered to be the only sinister attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1965
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Seven pixies (by "The Sword" gossip column)

Description

Mr. Schweitzer is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Schweitzer Hall, causing havoc in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a university!

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