Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Mr. Schweitzer's Uncultivated Ride
January 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Schweitzer has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Schweitzer Hall, starting riots in the area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to a studio!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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