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The Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ride dark ride as seen from the top of a kingdom
Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ride
May 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Tokyo. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Santa Claus' Disorderly Ri Hall, waking the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Walt Disney World!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or romantic, shoulder, spinal, nasal, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs inside the wild animals at all times.
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