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The Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ride
September 29, 1995
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Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a hotel. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Santa Claus' Disorderly Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Endor!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or liver, hair, clothing, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from February 7 until perhaps March 18.
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