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The Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ride thrill ride, June 23, 2005, 3:48 p.m.
Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ride
June 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third plusses (by Tiana)
Mr. Santa Claus' Disorderly Ri is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in a shop. On this thrill ride, you act as if you are her, rupturing Santa Claus' Disorderly Ri Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Frontierland!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal, bowel, or chin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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