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The Mr. Sallah's Riotous Ride attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier dull attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Sallah's Riotous Ride
February 7, 2010
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Mr. Sallah is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in a village. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Sallah Hall, upsetting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the wilderness!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and in diapers).
- Guest in front must be at least 64" tall.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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