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The Mr. Sallah's Riotous Ride attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Mr. Sallah's Riotous Ride
December 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sallah is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Sallah Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to joke with your friends.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious issues or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from April 11 until about September 8.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $137 billion to refurbish.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Sallah's Scary Adventures attraction.
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