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The Mr. Sallah's Riotous Ride attraction, mechanically peeling in the fading sunlight
Mr. Sallah's Riotous Ride
March 15, 1987
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Mr. Sallah has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Sallah Hall, speeding through the state, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United States!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, skin, bowel, chin, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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