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The Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride
June 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
In the neighborhood of seven tikis (from Tom, 2010)
Mr. Sallah is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in the yard. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Sallah Hall, disrupting the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Japan!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, ethical conflicts, or lycanthropic, personal, bowel, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from January 25 to July 29.
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