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Image: The Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride
April 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Five Walts (according to www.MouthPlanet.net)
Mr. Sallah has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Sallah Hall, waking the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Playland!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or cardiac, social, ankle, bowel, chest, or blood complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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