Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride
October 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Sallah was said to be the worst pedestrian in the future. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Sallah Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Orleans!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This was one of the only "U ticket" attractions.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Sallah's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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