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Pictured: The Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its stormy anniversary
Mr. Sallah's Irresponsible Ride
March 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X plusses
Mr. Sallah is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Sallah Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the ground!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Contains antique effects.
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