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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction during repairs

The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction during repairs

Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 2007
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating for dating couples: Zero plusses

Description

Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Rudyard Kipling Hall, disrupting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the circus!

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