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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction during refurbishment

At right: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction during refurbishment

Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1999
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero thumbs up (according to Secretariat, 1999)

Description

Mr. Rudyard Kipling is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, upsetting the area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Atlantis!

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