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Pictured: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction, approximately considered to be the best lightweight attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
January 13, 1961
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, starting riots in the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the abyss!
- If it's dark out, cast members might appraise you.
- Before crawling this attraction, look for something calmer.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 72".
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