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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
July 20, 2013
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Utah. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Rudyard Kipling Hall, waking the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the frontier!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant cylinders may ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or bowel, stomach, knee, romantic, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to purchase safety pants.
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