Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
April 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (according to Secretariat, 1999)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, upsetting the area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Atlantis!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- The comment about teeth is an inside joke.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Rudyard Kipling Riverboat attraction.
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