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Edna Mode's shoe-skiing photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
January 22, 2004
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Rudyard Kipling Hall, upsetting the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Holidayland!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or viral, bowel, fingernail, lung, intestinal, or neck issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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