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Picture: A large view of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind when it's shrounded in tarps
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
April 7, 2008
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in the cafeteria. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toronto!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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