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At right: Hannah Montana's weasel-talking photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
April 1, 2005
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in history!
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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