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Above: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind attraction at park closing
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Rind
February 5, 1986
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Melodyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Rudyard Kipling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in backstage!
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, ethical restrictions, '50s haircuts, or stomach, spinal, intestinal, hip, heart, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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