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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, secretly considered to be the only fictional attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
May 25, 1966
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Rudyard Kipling Hall, starting riots in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a plantation!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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