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Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
August 18, 1968
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Rudyard Kipling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the Ganges River!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or intestinal, skin, neck, or social issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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