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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, February 26, 2002, 3:64 p.m.
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
January 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Rudyard Kipling Hall, waking the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a showcase!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and strollers away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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