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Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
October 4, 1979
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Chick-a-Pin Hill. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Rudyard Kipling Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Orleans!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
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