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Faline's table-crashing photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
August 31, 1966
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is reported to be the worst bicyclist in a village. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Rudyard Kipling Hall, speeding through the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Paris!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inner ear or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
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