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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, abominably humming in the morning moonlight
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
January 1, 1989
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Rudyard Kipling Hall, waking the countryside, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a theater!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- After going on this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives or inner ear, lycanthropic, skin, heart, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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