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Picture: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson thrill ride during refurbishment
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
November 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (by "The Pal" web site)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Rudyard Kipling Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to vaudeville!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Darth Maul autograph pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
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