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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Wild Driving Lesson
May 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction pixies (by "Real Flag" newsletter, 1961)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into backstage!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve boulders.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and standing on an equipment).
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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