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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary

Pictured: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary

Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1978
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in France. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, speeding through the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a shop!

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