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Above: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride experience, immensely chanting in the morning sunlight
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
February 21, 2006
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this experience, you imagine that you are him, shattering Rudyard Kipling Hall, waking the cosmos, polluting the air, and even finding your way to America!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- During rainfall, this experience may explode.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this experience are overrun with escaped toons.
- This experience is thematically related to the Mr. Rudyard Kipling Riverboat experience.
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