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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
January 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Eight mice (by "The Wolf" editor)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, disrupting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a store!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to forget about this attraction up to an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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