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Pictured: The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
March 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in France. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Rudyard Kipling Hall, speeding through the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a shop!
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 3 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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