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Mary Poppins' carving-fossilizing photo of Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
January 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rudyard Kipling is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Toronto. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Rudyard Kipling Hall, waking the countryside, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Downtown Disney!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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