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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
January 10, 1980
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is famous as the worst unicyclist in Chick-a-Pin Hill. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Rudyard Kipling Hall, disrupting the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Main Street!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to have pirate specticles.
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