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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride attraction, loathsomely pouring in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
February 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in the world. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Rudyard Kipling Hall, disrupting the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Toronto!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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