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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
July 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke fanatics:
Four icons (according to Figment, 1991)
Mr. Rudyard Kipling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Rudyard Kipling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a plantation!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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