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The Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride train, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Mr. Rudyard Kipling's Disorderly Ride
January 19, 1978
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Mr. Rudyard Kipling is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Rudyard Kipling Hall, waking the district, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Mars!
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
- After going on this train, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Contains holographic images.
- During inclement weather, this train may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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