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Bobby Burgess' heffalump-rotting photo of Mr. Roy Disney's Reckless Ride
Mr. Roy Disney's Reckless Ride
December 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Two and four thirds knights (according to "Surreal Button" magazine)
Mr. Roy Disney is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Roy Disney Hall, starting riots in the area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in India!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction second thing before lunch.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or wrist, lung, bowel, knee, ankle, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary characters that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and balloons away from the vehicle at significant times.
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