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Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled
June 9, 1962
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Mr. Ron Miller has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the interior. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Ron Miller Hall, causing havoc in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the countryside!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- After whirling this attraction, sell something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, distracting growths, or fingernail, finger, knee, hair, wrist, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $403 billion to construct.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Ron Miller's Flight attraction.
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