Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled attraction at park closing
Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled
July 21, 1964
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Mr. Ron Miller has a reputation as the worst driver in Endor. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ron Miller Hall, disrupting the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sky!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring while taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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