Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled attraction at park opening
Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled
January 18, 2006
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Mr. Ron Miller has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking through Ron Miller Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a plantation!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 39".
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and strollers (in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to control precision specticles.
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