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Hamm's snail-skiing photo of Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled

Above: Hamm's snail-skiing photo of Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled

Mr. Ron Miller's Wild Riled

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 1983
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

Mr. Ron Miller is well known as the worst pilot in Critter Country. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Ron Miller Hall, speeding through the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Indiana!

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