Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

A beloved view of Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride when it's not bathed in children

A beloved view of Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride when it's not bathed in children

Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 2012
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

Mr. Ron Miller is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in the old west. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Ron Miller Hall, disrupting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the United States!

Touring Advice

Guest Policies and Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.