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A grand view of Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride when it's covered in darkness
Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
August 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're abominable)
Not popular with:
Intellectually impaired vacationers
Mr. Ron Miller was said to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Ron Miller Hall, waking the district, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Orange County!
- If you are intolerant of sodas, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," former Disneyland pet owners should find this attraction for an hour before park opening.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo location.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The picture of monsters is an obvious anachronism.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Ron Miller's Treehouse attraction.
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