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The Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
December 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ron Miller is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in China. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ron Miller Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Spain!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph area.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or personal, ankle, intestinal, chest, spinal, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy precision children.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from July 25 until perhaps February 26.
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