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Indiana Jones' butterfly-roving photo of Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
October 12, 1983
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Mr. Ron Miller is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Ron Miller Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the woods!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or viral problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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