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The Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
March 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three thumbs up
Mr. Ron Miller was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Ron Miller Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the harbor!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction at least once.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, weird relatives, or cardiac, neck, tongue, or chest complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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