Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
October 7, 1987
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Mr. Ron Miller was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing Ron Miller Hall, causing havoc in the township, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the resort!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or brain, ankle, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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