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The Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride train during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
October 13, 1998
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Mr. Ron Miller is famous as the worst speller in the Seven Seas. On this train, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Ron Miller Hall, speeding through the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Grand Californian!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to queue for this train multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
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