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Pictured: Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Mr. Ron Miller's Riotous Ride
November 2, 2002
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Mr. Ron Miller has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in the countryside. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Ron Miller Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, driving off a pier, and even going straight to the jungle!
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains antique scenes.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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