Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Romeo's Uncivilized Ride dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Romeo's Uncivilized Ride
September 11, 1986
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Mr. Romeo is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Romeo Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Downtown Disney!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this dark ride at least once because it's required by law.
- For your benefit, you should be free from chronic phobias, clown makeup, felony convictions, or ankle, hip, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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