Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Romeo's Uncivilized Ride train, August 29, 1962, 10:20 a.m.
Mr. Romeo's Uncivilized Ride
July 29, 1983
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Mr. Romeo has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this train, you pretend that you are her, crushing Romeo Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Indiana!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this train.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, ethical requirements, runny makeup, or attention-span, intestinal, skin, romantic, social, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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