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The Mr. Romeo's Hazardous Ride attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Romeo's Hazardous Ride
June 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine rainbows (by "Humorous Canopy" gossip column)
Mr. Romeo is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Romeo Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tivoli Gardens!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and travelers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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