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Mr. Romeo's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
Mr. Romeo's Hazardous Ride
November 7, 1970
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Rating for easily amused parents:
Mr. Romeo has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Romeo Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the harbor!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 25".
- Pilot must be at least 71" tall.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hip, intestinal, lung, knee, or brain issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
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