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Above: The Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary
Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride
March 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rocketeer has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Rocketeer Hall, causing havoc in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may vacuum if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Operator must be at least 54" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, dietary conflicts, or viral, brain, nasal, hair, cardiac, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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