Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride attraction, August 26, 1964, 12:30 a.m.
Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride
April 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rocketeer has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Rocketeer Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the desert!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more relaxing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or ankle or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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