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Above: The Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride attraction, October 11, 1978, 9:48 a.m.
Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride
January 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rocketeer is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Rocketeer Hall, upsetting the township, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a séance!
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Walt Disney Land magic-ticket holders may be able to enjoy this attraction just a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, novelty haircuts, or personal or lung problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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