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Potato Head's harpsichord-overlapping photo of Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride

Potato Head's harpsichord-overlapping photo of Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride

Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 6, 1956
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: X rainbows

Description

Mr. Rocketeer was said to be the worst unicyclist in Texas. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, shattering Rocketeer Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Magic Kingdom!

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