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The Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride show during refurbishment

The Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride show during refurbishment

Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 23, 1971
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Enjoyed by: Fanboys

Description

Mr. Rocketeer was said to be the worst speller in the exposition. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Rocketeer Hall, waking the state, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Harbor Boulevard!

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