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The Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride attraction, violently everlasting in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride
January 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (by "The Apple" editor)
Mr. Rocketeer was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Downtown Disney. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Rocketeer Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Asia!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, philosophical requirements, unstopable boorishness, or bowel, inner ear, intestinal, attention-span, skin, or viral issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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