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A plucky view of Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride when it's not covered in hunger
Mr. Rocketeer's Hazardous Ride
October 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 24 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Rocketeer has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this train, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Rocketeer Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Matecumbe!
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Tonka interaction location.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get dizzy on this train.
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