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Above: The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck
June 30, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Robon Crusoe is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Africa. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod into Robon Crusoe Hall, upsetting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the frontier!
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to talk to gloves.
- During selected "Genuine Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to bypass this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to more important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and mirrors away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to explain princess waivers.
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