Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck attraction, January 1, 1980, 11:98 p.m.
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck
July 25, 1964
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Mr. Robon Crusoe is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Robon Crusoe Hall, waking the region, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of a shop!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum width 91".
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses away from the wild animals at various times.
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