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The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck attraction, recklessly flying in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck
April 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile tweens
Mr. Robon Crusoe is well known as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Robon Crusoe Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Switzerland!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of George of the Jungle impersonators.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Chez 62 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where liquor is served.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Robon Crusoe's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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