Massive Disneysomething Attraction Database
The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck attraction at a distance
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck
November 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
Mr. Robon Crusoe has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneysomething. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Robon Crusoe Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the deep!
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young consumers.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Wreck separate but equal experience.
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