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The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip attraction, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip
January 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Mr. Robon Crusoe was said to be the worst unicyclist in a grotto. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Robon Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the Grand Californian!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from skin, romantic, stomach, chest, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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