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Above: The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip attraction, monstrously reposing in the evening candlelight
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip
December 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Robon Crusoe is well known as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Robon Crusoe Hall, waking the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to the Disneyland Hotel!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or familial, heart, social, or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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