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The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip attraction, December 28, 1980, 11:56 p.m.
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip
September 13, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Robon Crusoe is well known as the worst courier in Brazil. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Robon Crusoe Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sky!
- Guests stuck with steel pollutants should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- During any storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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