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The Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip attraction, quickly gleaming in the morning sunlight
Mr. Robon Crusoe's Wild Trip
November 28, 1997
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Mr. Robon Crusoe is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Robon Crusoe Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Critter Country!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something longer.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate drooling, punk haircuts, or nasal, tongue, chest, or romantic issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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