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An albino view of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Undisciplined Ride when it's not shrounded in tarps

Above: An albino view of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Undisciplined Ride when it's not shrounded in tarps

Mr. Robin Crusoe's Undisciplined Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 1988
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 696 feet

Description

Mr. Robin Crusoe has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Robin Crusoe Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Utah!

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