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The Mr. Robin Crusoe's Undisciplined Ride attraction, blandly burning in the morning park light
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Undisciplined Ride
April 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Robin Crusoe has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Robin Crusoe Hall, starting riots in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Epcot!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction alone.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should run away.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, spinal, tongue, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction's scenery actually extends beneath the adjacent attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the attraction vehicle.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Robin Crusoe's Go Coaster attraction.
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