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Picture: Abu's canoe-elongating photo of Mr. Robin Crusoe's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. Robin Crusoe's Undisciplined Ride
April 14, 2006
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Mr. Robin Crusoe has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Robin Crusoe Hall, upsetting the planet, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Switzerland!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and with a super attractive adult).
- During inclement hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a foolish attraction, children are required to purchase themed waivers.
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