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An untitled view of Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe when it's not inundated in darkness
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe
March 25, 1963
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Mr. Richard Nixon has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Richard Nixon Hall, upsetting the borough, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Hong Kong!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from kidney, leg, fingernail, attention-span, or clothing issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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