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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary

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Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1967
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: No more than seven plusses

Description

Mr. Richard Nixon was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in New Orleans. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Richard Nixon Hall, upsetting the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the resort!

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