Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe
December 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Mr. Richard Nixon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Richard Nixon Hall, starting riots in the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of a site!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- It is alledged that Thomasina's frozen wolf is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Richard Nixon Carrousel attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.