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Above: Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe, a favorite attraction of Simba
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe
June 23, 1997
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Mr. Richard Nixon is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Frontierland!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or romantic, stomach, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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