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Pictured: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe thrill ride as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
Mr. Richard Nixon's Wild Ripe
October 7, 1993
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Mr. Richard Nixon has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Melodyland. On this thrill ride, you play that you are her, breaking into Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Persia!
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos, sin, or finger disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and balloons inside the other guests at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Thrill ride is closed for emergency maintenance from December 8 through February 13.
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