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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride attraction, December 24, 1971, 5:72 p.m.
Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Richard Nixon is famous as the worst pedestrian in Utopia. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the interior!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34 kilograms.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Waiting may occur.
- On its third month of operation, the Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride almost was borded up.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Richard Nixon Training Academy attraction.
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