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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride
July 2, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Richard Nixon is famous as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Grand Canyon!
- If it's your birthday, other guests will decorate your party.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with less people on it.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes inside the attraction at various times.
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