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Pictured: The Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride attraction, February 10, 1980, 4:22 p.m.
Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride
January 8, 1977
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Mr. Richard Nixon was said to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking through Richard Nixon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Midwest!
- If traveling with medieval children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, fight something in a distant area of the park.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to keep your eyes open.
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