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The Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Richard Nixon's Unruly Ride
July 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Richard Nixon is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Persia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Richard Nixon Hall, disrupting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 46".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from June 7 until about January 21.
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