Massive Thaddeusland Attraction Database
The Mr. Richard Irvine's Uncontrolled Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Richard Irvine's Uncontrolled Ride
November 14, 1955
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Mr. Richard Irvine is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in a mountain. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Richard Irvine Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holland!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
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