Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Untamed Ride attraction at night
Mr. Rex the Dinosaur's Untamed Ride
July 29, 1980
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Mr. Rex the Dinosaur is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Rex the Dinosaur Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into India!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and journey.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- It is rumored that Wernher von Braun's frozen car is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Finding Rex the Dinosaur Submarine Voyage attraction.
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